Let's Talk About 'The Horny Pastor'

Posted on Posted in Religion and Faith, Sex Series (Married/Mature Minds Only)

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“I thought it was a dream but it was actually happening. He had his hands on my breasts and was fondling them. I was too shocked to move at first but when I got myself. I jerked up like I had a seizure”. She said while pausing to take a sip of her drink.

After her sip, she continued “The Priest is a family friend and I have always known since I was younger. I was in school and didn’t think much of him inviting me to his house to spend the night. Come to think of it, I was just naive. What was I thinking?”, she said looking rather lost.

“I got to his house, eat, we watched TV and I showered and he told me to sleep on his bed with him. It was a big bed and my naivety didn’t make me see more than a friendly man looking for my company. I was soon fast asleep to be awoken by his “holy” hands on me. She added.

WT*!???!!!

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Here I was looking like a moron as I couldn’t believe what I was actually hearing. I actually thought stories of men of God’s randy lifestyles were only made up to taint their images by their ‘enemies’. But on second thought, this was not the first time or was it even the tenth time I was hearing something of this nature live and direct from the horse’s mouth.

I was flabbergasted and that is putting it lightly.

Come to think of it, I have heard stories.

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Stories of Priests defiling young boys in their parishes.
Stories of Pastors sleeping with the female folks in their congregation.
Stories of so-called men of God getting other women pregnant.
Stories of married Pastors heading big churches lusting and asking sexual favors from young girls they have helped nurture in the Faith.
Stories of anointed men seeking the ‘anointing’ in between the legs of other women.
Stories of Preachers in the guise of prayer, preying on solution seeking women.
Stories of Priests sleeping with female members of their parish.

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I have heard stories.

Stories of people leaving churches because of a Pastor’s sexual escapades.
Stories of unbelievers using such scandals to berate the church and accuse it of immorality.
Stories of people looking for any reasons whatsoever to condemn a man of God and question his calling.
Stories of ladies losing faith in the church and backsliding as a result of such advances from these men of God.
Stories of ‘church haters’ using such impropriety to shame the church as a whole and question its existence.
Stories of victims questioning God and doubting other men of God.

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My readers, I have really heard stories and I’m sure you have to.

But come to think of it, why are we surprised at such occurrences?

Are Pastor’s less men than most men are?
Are Priests born without a fully functional penis?
Are Prophets anointed against the ‘spirit of sex’?
Are Evangelists born without a longing to be touched?
Are men of God immune to the softness of a woman’s breasts?
Are Bishops spiritually resistant to being horny?

Pastors are men before they are Pastors. They have a functioning dick before they had a functioning grace. They probably had sex before they were anointed. Priests experienced puberty and the longing for a woman before they took their clerical celibacy vow. They get horny too. The same testosterone flowing through a womanizer is flowing through that anointed Bishop. Men of God have sex and enjoy it (with their wives). They admire breasts and ass like any other man would. Before they started speaking in unknown tongues, they knew and had felt the contour on a woman’s buttocks.

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Paul (the Prophet) was once Saul (the Christian killer). Saul (the forgotten King that committed suicide) was once Saul (the first King of Isreal). The first Saul changed from bad to anointed while the second Saul changed from anointed to bad. People change.

Anointing doesn’t make a man stop womanizing/stealing/doing drugs. Only self-control, grace and the love of God can.

Instead of judging them, pray for them. Pray for the Prophet over you to be able to overcome sexual temptation. Pray for more grace over his life because I can tell you that without grace, overcoming sexual temptation is a herculean task.

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And for the ladies caught in this very unfortunate path. Stop feeling worthless. Don’t look down on yourself. Stop beating yourself up. Don’t blame yourself.ย  Don’t question God. Don’t let depression eat you up.
It’s not your fault. The man is solely responsible. Forgive and pray for him. Pray for his wife and the entire family. Forgive yourself. Focus on the Word of God. Let go. Move on.

….and for the men of God reveling in immorality, remember the same Word of God you preach is living and active, sharper than any double-edged sword, piercing until it divides soul and spirit, joints and marrow, as it judges the thoughts and purposes of the heart. Hebrews 4:12 (International Standard Version).

As a word is enough for the wise, a Word is enough for the anointed.

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FURTHER READING

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To Read, “Pastors and Their Sex Lives”, click HERE

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To Read, “Relationship, Sex and Marriage: Pastor E.A Adeboye Style”, click HERE

Be BAE. Believe. Aspire. Experience

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