I have seen and been around different vaginas enough to have my say on taking care of them. I have found Jesus and turned a new leaf but that doesn’t expunge the experience I gained and my knowledge. So without further ado, below are 11 ways a lady can take proper care of her ‘eldorado’. […]
So I went for Evangelism this morning and after rounding up, I saw a lady seated on her veranda. I was done with Evangelism but the Holy Spirit told me to talk to her. I approached her, greeted and said “Madam, there is something bothering you, there is something the Holy Spirit wants me to […]
It was a Sunday evening, no relevant English Premier League match showing on DSTV and moreover no light at home so I decided to visit one of my guys. Common visitation metamorphosized to “let’s go and hang out at that new joint down the road”. We descended on the joint at about 6 pm and […]
It was barely 6 months they moved in but my new neighbors were literally a pain in the ass. The Bible admonishes us to love our neighbors as ourselves but what is there to love about a man and his gang who smoke every minute of the day? What is there to love about a […]
I dare you to pick up two “horror” movies, one Hollywood and the other Nollywood (Nigerian Movie Industry) and watch them, one after the other. One thing will stick out like a sore thumb; white folks running towards danger and Nigerians running away from danger. White folks like to do some FBI-investigative-shit when they […]
Growing up as a little boy under the guardianship of my parents, all I ever had to worry about concerning the future was submitting my assignment. My teachers weren’t smiling and would either take the “spare the rod and spoil the child” Bible verse too far or make you ‘ride okada’ or’ pick pin’ for […]
I had just walked into the aisle for toiletries on my way to the toothpaste and toothbrush section in Shoprite when I sighted a friend. Apparently, she was standing at the condoms section but upon sighting me, she stylishly engineered her way to the perfumes side. I took note of her act of deception but […]
Just as I was about to step into my neighbor’s house for her birthday party, a group of her girlfriends who were gyrating gallantly, taking selfies and posing seductively for pictures outside caught my attention. As a man I had already scanned the ‘poultry’ and seen my desired ‘chick’. Took note and was already planning […]
I was on IT (Industrial Training) at TOTAL in Port-Harcourt, Rivers State with a course mate of mine from the University. We were undertaking a mini training lecture with the HOD of Operations when he asked “what are you guys expecting as your results?”. My course mate beaming answered “First class Sah”. “What of you […]
“That man must be a very stupid man”. She said fuming. “But mum, he is dead. Let him just be dead, not stupid too”, I retorted. “Anyone jarey, he is stupid for not leaving that witch, you see how she has killed him”, she replied while checking the beans on fire. Seated in the parlor […]